Saint Hiroo, Patron Saint of Lost Causes
Saint Alex, Patron Saint of Game Show Hosts
Saint Melissa, Patron Saint of Witty Twitter
Saint Noor, Patron Saint of Spies
Saint Joe, Patron Saint of American Decency
Saint von Neumann, Patron Saint of Polymaths
Saint Laurie, Patron Saint of Woke Twitter
Saint Just, Patron Saint of Revolutionary Karma
Saint Syphilis, Patron Saint of Unprotected Sex
Saint Bill, Patron Saint of Empathy
Saint Luciano, Patron Saint of Opera
Saint Jeremiah, Patron Saint of R. Kelly Ass-Kicking
Saint Ruth, Patron Saint of the Supreme Court of the United States
Saint Rufus, Patron Saint of Bum-Fighting
Saint Donald, Patron Saint of Bullies
Saint MBS, Patron Saint of Rich, Entitled, Sociopathic Assholes
Saint Sarah, Patron Saint of Woke Bigotry
Saint Sylvia, Patron Saint of Moody Poets
Saint Joe, Patron Saint of Podcasters
Saint Wilhelmina, Patron Saint of the Feelies
