Saint Walter, Patron Saint of Journalism
Saint Grimes, Patron Saint of Fairies
Saint Jordan, Patron Saint of Rules
Saint Leila, Patron Saint of Philistines
Saint Joseph, Patron Saint of the WEIRD
Saint Nicholas, Patron Saint of Public Health
Saint Jonathan, Patron Saint of Moral Psychology
Saint Alain, Patron Saint of Post-Romantic Love
Saint Penny, Patron Saint of Buskers
Saint Sam, Patron Saint of Intellectual Honesty
Saint Jean-Jacques, Patron Saint of Bad Fathers
Saint Tony, Patron Saint of Poetry
Saint Kurt, Patron Saint of Suicidal Rockstars
Saint Denis, Patron Saint of Assholes
Saint Rhonda, Patron Saint of Toxic Positivity
Saint Friedrich, Patron Saint of Joyful Wisdom
Saint Britney, Patron Saint of Conservatees
Saint Susan, Patron Saint of Moral Clarity
Saint Eric, Patron Saint of True Believers
Saint Bernie, Patron Saint of Mittens
