Tom Wolfe’s Paean to the Middle Class

I say that the middle class around the world—and it certainly flowers in this country—is the highest form of evolution. The bourgeoisie!—the human beast doesn’t get any better! The worldwide bourgeoisie makes what passes today for aristocrats—people consumed by juvenility who hang loose upon society—look like shiftless children. And we writers spent the entire 20th century tearing down the bourgeoisie!

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The Punctuation of Snowdrop Time

“Nothing could be better, in this time of social distancing, to find the reminder of our place and experience together than in the experience of walking the Olmsted path, with snowdrops along the trail.”—Anna-Liisa Aunio

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Another Great Flood

Will there be another great flood this spring? I certainly hope not. Regardless, it’s good to remember that the damage wrought by these great floods isn’t an Act of God; it’s an Act of Man. We too often blame God or Nature for our own stupidity.

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The Boomer Doomer

Then the judgy reporter asked the hot chick in the itsy bitsy yellow bikini what the fuck she was doing on a beach in March 2020. “Spring Break, baby!”—she exclaimed, with the nihilistic exuberance of youthful drunkenness.

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A Sick Sense of Humor

Just as every homophobe seems to get a gay son, and every preacher who says “God is larger than COVID-19” seems to die of COVID-19, every anti-government ideologue seems to get faced with a problem, like the coronavirus pandemic, that only government can solve. Because the universe has a sense of humor, a sick sense of humor.

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